January 10, 2012

It’s been 21 days since our last show, but we’re back! We’ve been washing our hair and stuff (read: pleasuring ourselves while reading dirty books).

Brittany’s on Huffington Post, Meredith is bothered by Kim Kardashian possibly becoming Mayor, and Matt does a live reading from Fifty Shades Darker (book 2 in the Fifty Shades trilogy).  At one point in time, they all laugh so hard they cry. It’s basically like watching a spectacular train wreck.

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Guest

Kristie Webber of The Spiteful Chef

Music

Brittany Spears Cover Night!

Hit Me Baby One More Time by Simple Plan

Toxic by Static Lullaby

Womanizer by All American Rejects

Oops! I Did It Again by Max Raabe


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February 6, 2012

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Episode 20: Yank the Tail

January 31, 2012

Oh where to start. Tonight nothing is off limits, from naked creeps on Craigs List, people giving birth in public, to Brittany explaining to Matt and Meredith how sometimes…people are born with tails. Then the gloves come off and we go head to head with comedian Mike Sains, tackling everything from dead ladies in storage [...]

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Episode 19: What Does It Look Like?

January 24, 2012

The Joygasm letdown. Meredith killed her dog, without death-gasm, we love when kids get giant tattoos, we found the DOUBLE VAGINA WHAT DOES IT MEEEEAAAANNNNN, break down the Seal (Who Meredith confuses with R. Kelly) and Heidi Klum divorce, and then we chat with psychic lawyer Mark Anthony. Ummm…Brittany calls BS on all of this, [...]

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January 23, 2012

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Episode 17: Squirty Milk Holes

January 17, 2012

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Episode 16: Team Aniston

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